By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 595
You deserved it 2 825

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Top comments

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

Comments

This FML had nothing to do with Thanks giving.

perdix 29

"Don't blame me because you waited until the last minute, you procrastinating douchebag." Can you believe I'm not in retail anymore?

Hahahaha that's pretty funny.. He/she should be thankfull they are even selling them.

BigHayes 0
kaykay20 0

She could buy earlier and if 20lbs or more still isn't big enough then she needs to get two. They aren't making them much bigger so she needs to chill and deal with it.

me_gusta_eso 1

You can't blame them for wanting "bigger ones". ;)

blackheart24 10

Have you ever thrown a turkey at someone?? Such a rush...

LAMAtina 0

That's what she said lol Jk I'm sorry your life sucks

TypicalTroll 0

Maybe customer has heard that so much that they decided to say that to whoever they see?!