Work: Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw...

By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

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Justforlolz 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:04

That was painfully bad...

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Keyman1212 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:02

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

xlorawrz 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:01

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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katiekarnif 9

Friday 2 December 2011 22:56

get a new job! it's in need!

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