Miscellaneous: Today while walking into my bedroom my foot got tangled on some...

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By moddeeT - 05/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Medford

Today while walking into my bedroom my foot got tangled on some dirty underwear and my other foot tripped on it. Now I have a broken toe. FML

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Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 6 June 2016 5:56

Pick up your damned dirty underwear! Cleaning your room could save your life! :-)

C8H18 33

Monday 6 June 2016 5:56

Maybe that'll teach you to pick up your clothes, or, heaven forbid, clean your room.

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C8H18 33

Monday 6 June 2016 5:56

Maybe that'll teach you to pick up your clothes, or, heaven forbid, clean your room.

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 6 June 2016 5:56

Pick up your damned dirty underwear! Cleaning your room could save your life! :-)

moddeeT 6

Tuesday 14 June 2016 21:59

Guess I should have mentioned they were my husband's nasty browned stained underwear.

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