By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

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Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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dectivebobby 6

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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hanymandy 6

Haha! Great reference

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Fsvb 32

I do not get the joke. I might be dumb, I don't care, but please, can someone explain?

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lilhellian 26

It's a reference to an FML from yesturday.. Feel free to look back a few..

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Fsvb 32

Yeah, I just saw it a minute ago :P But thank you anyways :)

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ButterPopcorn 14

Why did #18 get thumbed down? (and I guess I'm next for asking that question)

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ThatsMyPie 20

103 - Simply because he commented something that added no meaning to the conversation when a simple up-vote would have sufficed.

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Fsvb 32

I think that's a bad reason to vote someone down. Unless it's something stupid, short AND meaningless like "Omg" or just "lol"

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dectivebobby 6

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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egc573 40

Wow, I don't understand how someone like the OP can be such a doormat. OP, instead of posting on FML, I suggest you grow a spine and kick their asses out. Or were you going to wait for them to finish, too?

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damn_homie 2

That is rude as hell. You need to develop a backbone. Don't let that happen on your couch.

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RedPillSucks 31

Give OP a break. It's someone she hasn't seen in a long time.

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Ameel_fml 19

Honestly, I think that makes it worse. If I haven't seen someone in a long time, and they decide to invite their boyfriend over to have sex on my couch, I'd make sure I didn't see them for even longer!

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docscientist 9

Long lost friend because of a new boyfriend. Sounds contradictory.

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ShyAnn29 14

If I had an old friend who acted like that, she wouldn't be my friend anymore after that! That's just rude!

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docscientist 9

Neat, downvoted despite making sense. What a great pool.

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muzy 23

#102: Quit your bitching and walk it off.

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kaedemat 3

maybe OP is wondering whether she could join in。。

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notsostraight 8

just go sit down there with them and make them feel awkward..

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ambitiousnygrl 17

Better yet, pour cold water over them and tell them both to get out. Then find yourself some new friends!

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jatinbhanot 6

totally agree with ambitiousnygrl.. douchebags!

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kishorekumar_a 10

Let your dog jump on the couch and fart...

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lilhellian 26

Get a camera and record them with a creepy smile.. Have your hand in pocket doing whatever.. Make sure to mutter some stuff and moan a little..

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isabella42 9

Or call a bunch of people over, and at the last minute jump out and yell "surprise"!

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ninjajoehenes48 8

#19 nice reference to another fml. But does op have a dog? That's the question. Lol

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greenie213 23

Sounds like she's a still lost best friend. Sorry OP.

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mzmush 2

Throw them out or join them, but by joining them you can spend more time with your friend.

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kman8599 8

But don't forget to hit record first!

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Jacksparrow72 21

Get a bucket of cold water and pour it on them. That'll make sure they leave.

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goose12321 11

But that'd ruin the couch..... but then again it's already been defiled...

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unixdude 9

Do you still have time to set up a video feed? There's money to be made off your horndog friend.

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obviousboy 8

Might as well pop some popcorn.

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jarockstar27 10

I agree, might as well watch! Make them feel uncomfortable! And get free ****...

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