Intimacy: Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning... - FML

By PumaGator - 04/06/2016 20:39

Spicy

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By hiitisbrooke - 23/11/2015 20:17 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

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By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Modern romance...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:31

Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

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Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Top comments

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

Comments

LogicalCore 6

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

I would bleach my eyeballs.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:46

Bleaching your eyes doesn't change the fact that you have already seen it.

freddygasman 18

Monday 6 June 2016 5:40

it's your brain you need to bleach, your eyes have no memory.

realitypreacher 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:42

Lucky

I_AM_CAPTAIN_NOW 4

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:39

Big surprise eh?

cprad11 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 22:52

If it's any solace, I'm a fan, #15.

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

IIVIMMXV 9

Monday 6 June 2016 15:42

You are in the comment section of every post. FML.

Shawn2095 18

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:53

Nobody deserves that. FYL

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:57

And I'm just gonna drink a lot of slurpees to get rid of that image...

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

mineller 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:07

Maybe they wanted you as the male talent? Quite a compliment.

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:13

Hummers from gummers.

otterman_empire 7

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:23

I'm sorry

Chikiriwak 17

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:56

Oops wrong number ;-)

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Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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Today, we had painters in the house. My 4 year-old grandson kept telling me, "Grandpa ate the painter's sandwich." While the painters were running an errand, my husband ate their sandwich, then left to go to work. I was left to explain/apologize to the painters that my husband ate their PB&J. FML

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Today, ever since he got out of jail, my brother thinks it's hilarious to use the skills other inmates taught him to break into my house, setting up pranks, or watching tv and waiting for me to get home. It's mostly harmless, but it is still majorly pissing me off. Should I call the cops if he continues? FML

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Today, my son has complex special needs, but apparently some of my deliberately ignorant relatives put no effort into learning more about his issues, and just call him "the retarded one" when they think I can’t hear them. FML

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Today, I received an invitation to a Happy Hour happening tomorrow. It's at 6 a.m. How am I supposed to drink at 6 a.m.? FML

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Today, I found out that a guy who works overnights had secretly been videotaping me singing and dancing to my favorite songs while I worked my own graveyard shift. My new nickname at work is 'Prancy'. FML

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Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML

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