By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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perdix 29

Let him into the ****** dentata, Captain Quint.

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Jessi195 0

Lmfaoo! Why would You Stay There ? buht Anywhoo He Needs To Learn To Put His "Shark" In His Pants Otherwisee Next Time Just Bite It xD lmaoooo

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suprmidgt 0

he's awesome! your boring.... get a sense of humor and be more open. fhl

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IHeartJimi02 0

This made me laugh more than the fml.

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Krystal1029 0

Hahahaha!! I love it!! Why would you say fml? Have a sense of humor!

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Echo963 1

I thought I was the only one who did that. guess not

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