Transportation: Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept...

By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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loloalltheway 23

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:03

Let the man stare don't get annoyed so easily -_-

luminos_ 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:35

1, it does get annoying when someone stares for a long time. It's quite creepy actually.

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awaydoggy 8

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:34

people's temper sometimes can make them so much less attractive

outoftown 26

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:36

Poor staring guy. He was just sizing you up for a mugging, until you called him out and everyone else looked at him. Too many witnesses, now.

GarageDragon 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:36

The burn unit is that way -->

Jacksparrow72 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:55

Sometimes people zone out. I do it all the time.

thelaxersvlog 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:07

Damn hes got sass

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:31

You could have reacted better.

paintedchocolate 30

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:29

So what did you do that made him stare anyway?

tbishop12 1

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:32

Hey OP I feel your pain but you could have just stared back O_O lol

OhhKristin 11

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:37

what's wrong with being looked at? I never get annoyed at people for looking at me. There are millions of things they could be thinking about: maybe they're spacing out and thinking of what they need at the store, maybe they're hungry and thinking of what they want for lunch, maybe they want to see out the window but your big head is in the way. You don't know OP, so don't be such a bitch.