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Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Because 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 saying it wasn't enough. Can we get some variety in the comments?

Look on the bright side: no awkward stares at random spots when people are singing you happy birthday! No? Aw right then. P.S happy birthday!

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Ha there's still awkward spots when people do know you. Some friends call me by my nick name or my real name. It'll be "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday dear mmmmmmeehhhmmmmm Happy Birthday..." :D Happy Birthday Op!

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

Happy Birthday! What arr you doin on here?! Call the girls up, forget about that, and have a damn good time out on the town sweetheart!

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