Intimacy: Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead... - FML

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By 420SUX - 04/08/2012 06:17 - United States - Federal Way

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:35

Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:33

Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk

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capnjacksparrow 7

Wednesday 16 March 2016 19:47

Kanye af

hardattack62 5

Wednesday 16 March 2016 20:31

Okay take it from me, that is a sociopathic tendency. You will always be second in his life. My bf was the same way. Couldn't pass a mirror or window without stopping and looking at himself. Watch American Psycho!

Metallicality 5

Thursday 17 March 2016 1:29

Ummm I don't want to sound to douchey but it's kinda seeming like he might be a little uhh self absorbed

RealChewyPiano 18

Thursday 17 March 2016 8:28

Perhaps he just wanted to last a little longer

sadmofo12345 15

Friday 18 March 2016 7:22

He's a sociopath.

ixschmidt 13

Friday 18 March 2016 22:24

So

Keiraquarium 12

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:00

Could it be that he was looking in the mirror to watch you both having sex rather than specifically looking at himself? It's quite common to enjoy having sex in front of a mirror

AndesFults 13

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:07

Does his name happen to be Kanye West

takeittoem 8

Monday 28 March 2016 20:50

Did he also insist on playing Phil Collins during the encounter?

winecrab 7

Tuesday 29 March 2016 6:43

Did he leave after because he had to return some video tapes?

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