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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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Fitness is overrated

By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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crunchmunchkin 13

Friday 1 November 2013 7:48

I wanna be the very best.

deceivedandlied 19

Friday 1 November 2013 7:51

Everyone was probably singing along in there heads, no worrys OP.

Comments

Arlisshsr 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 17:24

Gotta catch em ALL! Pokemon!!!

LMO3825 4

Thursday 19 December 2013 3:01

If you hear the Pokémon theme, you can't just not sing it. This just proves you're normal.

thisplacesucks93 2

Wednesday 22 January 2014 16:37

Could be worse

deathroguetroll 1

Friday 13 June 2014 1:49

As a military member myself, i fail to see how this is an FML?

pl0xs3rver 45

Friday 5 December 2014 10:21

Please...the group of military males I work with would be singing right along with you and then ask if you had the Naruto theme song too.

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:35

The call of the Pokemon theme is hard to resist.

Masift 21

Wednesday 13 January 2016 17:12

you're amazing oh my god xD

awesomelink234 11

Sunday 3 April 2016 7:04

Was there a gym leader?

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 14 June 2016 7:41

We all know they where singing along.

pataljoe 7

Monday 27 June 2016 21:26

trust me, they were OK with it

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