Miscellaneous: Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my...

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Monday 23 January 2012 1:54

Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.

Souners 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:55

Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.

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monnerzz 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:53

Class act.

chellyX92 8

Monday 23 January 2012 6:01

All you people that bring your phone into the bathroom and use it, do you wipe it off? Bathrooms have a gross amount of germs and we put our phones to our faces and constantly touch them. I might have a germ a phobia but i try, by all means, to not bring my phone in with me. sorry that it happen though OP.

McDonaldsworker 4

Monday 23 January 2012 6:14

Ha ha ha today I just realized that lots people who work at hospitals have cell phones, like doctors...

chellyX92 8

Monday 23 January 2012 7:28

Oh god...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 23 January 2012 23:03

You might have a germ a phobia? No. You have germophobia. I'm not even entirely sure whether that's the correct word for the phobia, but everyone seems to call it that. Hate to bring it up, but the human mouth is quite dirty, and because it's a part of you, you're touching it all the time. Please tell me if you have true germophobia, you're extremely diligent about cleaning your mouth as well.

clutz123 5

Monday 23 January 2012 6:22

what a sad mistake...

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 23 January 2012 6:36

YDI 100%. Learn to live without your phone for 5 minutes. You cant answer while you are soaking wet in the shower. OR close the toilet lid because stuff like that is bound to happen.

BadassRumbleroar 4

Monday 23 January 2012 6:39

Here's a thought. Next time, close the toilet first.

ouchie1013 0

Monday 23 January 2012 6:42

good news! you get an upgrade! unless you had one of those fancy dancy Iphone, or droid. then your life sucks.

haleypiejune20 4

Monday 23 January 2012 6:56

That's why you should always close the lid on the toilet.

BboyMarkieMark 3

Monday 23 January 2012 7:01

Happens to my iPod except I hit it off and my iPod is still usable I put it in some rice for a week and it was good

aznbabeelicious 5

Monday 23 January 2012 7:15

I always leave my phone on the counter next to toilet too when I shower. It did once fall in there by accident though and I picked it up fast before it got all submerged and another time i left it on counter infront me while doing dishes and i accidentally hit it and fell into sink full of water. But my phone still works great after all that. It did loose sound on the ear part after second time of dropping it in water but I fixed it within minutes..