Miscellaneous: Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my...

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Monday 23 January 2012 1:54

Just another reason to keep your phone out of the bathroom - full of water hazards.

Souners 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:55

Probably a good idea to keep the lid on the toilet seat down.

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ozzyOB01 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:18

Well that's shitty

xmarciex 8

Monday 23 January 2012 3:21

I read "...I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet." and immediately knew the phone would fall in the toilet.

amberl14 3

Monday 23 January 2012 3:23

Just a classic phone in toilet scenario!

kay2810 9

Monday 23 January 2012 3:24

Put it in rice for 24 hours. Fixed my phone a number of times :)

byteolu 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:05

Weshouldtalk

Rynicole 3

Monday 23 January 2012 3:24

Shut the toilet lid!

juwon410 1

Monday 23 January 2012 3:25

That's $45 phone plan down the pooper. That's a waste

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Monday 23 January 2012 3:25

All bathroom counters I've seen have a slightly raised/curved edge to prevent water from the sink spilling over. This would lead me to believe that OP left her phone half over the edge, or just has crappy counters. Then again, I'm no expert in the counter department.

dayzz1 10

Monday 23 January 2012 3:27

Awww FYL but put the toilet seat down next time or leave your phone outside of the bathroom :)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 23 January 2012 3:30

Why would you even take it in the bathroom with you? It was on vibrate and you didn't hear it so there really wasn't a point. Maybe if you were that desperate to take it in with you the volume should have been turned on.