Miscellaneous: Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a...

By Anonymous - 26/02/2012 21:27 - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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You deserved it 36 896

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 14:05

Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML

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You deserved it 679

By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 236

You deserved it 6 318

By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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You deserved it 8 796

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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 010

You deserved it 19 445

What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 350

You deserved it 1 523

Doggy dog world

By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 884

By mayhemily - 21/09/2015 16:22 - Canada - Aurora

Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 476

You deserved it 2 974

By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 755

You deserved it 2 964

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 414

You deserved it 4 443

By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 1 141

colonelduckie 5

Monday 27 February 2012 1:48

That is what the Neolodge is for duh.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 27 February 2012 1:49

I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.

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Kat_like_meow 2

Monday 27 February 2012 2:04

Bahahaha I love neopets

Webslinger66 10

Monday 27 February 2012 2:05

First world problems...^

mama2b3 20

Monday 27 February 2012 2:06

How old are you!?

jlstough 10

Monday 27 February 2012 5:52

i'm 19 and i still play :-)

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 27 February 2012 5:57

-.- fml....

perdix 29

Monday 27 February 2012 2:07

Great, you stuff your face while your Neopet starves. I'm gonna rat you out to NeoPETA!

ShinyDinosaurr 3

Monday 27 February 2012 2:09

Aw damn, NeoPETA is ruthless ;p

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 27 February 2012 2:33

My favorite comment of yours by far *tips hat*

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 27 February 2012 4:43

Really this one is your favorite? Huh ok then. Not saying that it's bad or anything just that there've been better. So anyways, nice hat. :)

idontknowyou123 0

Monday 27 February 2012 2:11

I forgot about neopets... OH SHIT! I havent fed them in 8 years!

Rhetorical 0

Monday 27 February 2012 2:11

people still play that???

Bullettrane 1

Monday 27 February 2012 2:12

people still do that. didn't that come out in the 90s

Eddie465 0

Monday 27 February 2012 2:17

They still make those O.o

yaoifreak 8

Monday 27 February 2012 2:18

Okay okay what how old are you .....

madison8895 11

Monday 27 February 2012 2:22

Do you realise how old you are seriously.

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Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 224

You deserved it 6 618

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 550

You deserved it 896

Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML

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You deserved it 2 901

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 358

You deserved it 3 113

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 469

You deserved it 2 428

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

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You deserved it 59 745

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Doggy dog world

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