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By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 09:46

Today, while hiking alone for the first time, I had to take a leak. I ended up wiping with what turned out to be a poison ivy leaf. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 10 April 2016 0:52

This FML was brought to you by Kleenex Go Packs. Kleenex Go Packs: hiking and having an itch-free crotch are no longer mutually exclusive!

born_hustla 26

Sunday 10 April 2016 0:46

Aww damn...I'm curious how that turned out. As gross as you may think it is to not wipe after peeing, it's better not too when you don't have clean tissue available.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 11 April 2016 3:04

Why are so many people asking OP why he had to wipe? I'd hope that all men wipe, just as women do, after peeing. I wouldn't let a guy stick it to me with a pee-soaked penis, sorry. Not to mention what it does to your clothes, and the smell! Ugh! OP, if you knew you were hiking, perhaps you should have packed some toilet paper with you? What's going to happen when you have to do a #2?

TabooSushi 24

Monday 11 April 2016 6:58

Better stop having sex with men, then, cause most of them don't.

zr11990 8

Monday 11 April 2016 5:11

Talk about a itchy cooch. Get the hairbrush

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