Lots of women, that is if the person who posted this is female, don't like the wetness feeling down there afterward.

True, but doing the snake shake also leaves a mess sometimes.

It's truly alarming, isn't it? And yet we don't need better sexual eduacation in the world. Nope. Knowing how our bodies work, and the bodies of the opposite gender, is sinful and wrong.

I don't know the gender of OP, but do you seriously not know that females need to wipe after we urinate? Our urethra are at level with our genitals which causes the urine to pretty much get all over the place when we pee, unlike males who basically have a built in spout. If we didn't wipe, we would be sitting in our own urine all the time which would not only be uncomfortable and smell bad, but it would also lead to rashes and infections.

If we are wearing a skirt or equivalent and no underwear we can spread our knees and ankles wide when we half-squat, spread our outer labia, and push the urine out as vigorously as possible (to avoid dribbling); that will usually allow us to not require wiping after. However, if we are dressed as one usually is for a hike in the woods (which will involve underwear of some sort, as well as shorts or pants), then we can't spread our knees, which means instead of arcing out, the urine sprays down between our labia, pretty much drenching the area and requiring a wipe. It's even worse if you don't completely remove your pubic hair because it tends to also get wet. None of which is a concern people with penises need to worry about (even if they don't shave/wax/whatever); all they have to do is pull the foreskin back (if present), and give a short, brisk shake after. A lot of people with vaginas just don't realize we even have the option of not needing to wipe, because when you're wearing underwear or leggings of some sort you need to squat lower, with the clothing bunched around your knees to keep it out of the way, which forces your knees together too much for your labia and pubic hair to be completely out of the line of fire. Spread your knees and ankles and labia as much as you can and you will need less paper or equivalent, at least, and may be able to get away with a few bounces to shake the drops off. The more you know! And probably far more than you ever wanted to know about how people with vaginas urinate in the woods.

However, with lots of practice, women can teach themselves to pee standing up. And if they wear their pants at a low point and with a long zipper, it's possible to pee through the zipper, no removing your pants.