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By LiveForSenpai - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States
Today, while having a drink, I noticed a gigantic spider about to enter my mouth. I instinctively threw my cup, splattering the white walls with bright red smoothie, and vomitted on my carpet a moment later. Now, my room looks like a murder scene, and I still can't find the damn spider. FML