Intimacy: Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my...

By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

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PianoManGidley 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:36

#11: Hope you're joking. Otherwise, have fun on your crusade to get all adult material banned or else making sure all children stay at home in sheltered bubbles until they're 21. OP: For one, yes, that stuff exists, and there's a huge demand for it. People who have no problem reading gay material exist. This includes plenty straight people who aren't judgmental against the gay culture. For another, why care what other people you don't even know and with whom you'll likely never have any interaction think? YDI for both those reasons, but not for the reason you think. Grow up.

Curtieeeez 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:36

Hahaha, niiiice ;D

_cheeseballs 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:39

I would rent it ;'D

Death_to_my_life 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:41

Yaoi FTW. I'm actually a yaoi manga author/artist myself, so its really great to hear you can find them in libraries nowadays. Actually, many of the mangas aimed at boys get to being so famous due to the influence caused by a female audience who enjoy pairing male characters up with other male characters (ex: SasuNaru in Naruto, or GrimmjowxIchigo in Bleach). Because of yaoi, lots of the Shounen-Jump manga is more popular then it would be without yaoi fangirls. YOUR WELCOME. (lol)

Sofa_King 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:44

I thing you just discovered that special place in your mind, that stares at gay **** material for five minutes without realizing it. Good for you :-)

wthman 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:44

Forget renting; there are actually girls that would buy that stuff, alright. Not a big surprise. Yaoi's pretty cute tho.

mimblewimble_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:51

I would. I love Yaoi.

BaldOuting 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:52

homophobe

weefoo 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:52

everyone seems to be attacking the OP, i dont think he was surprised that it existed or even that people read it. i think that he was disgusted that people would borrow ****, whack off to it, and then bring it back covered in love juice for someone else to get their jollies off to. which is just point blank ******* digusting. i would've done the same thing, because i would've been intrigued by it, but wouldn't have had the balls to touch it. i agree, FYL.