Animals: Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally... - FML

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..

namelessfew 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

How in the hell did you manage to do that?!

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:59

How is it possible to do that? Really? YDI for being such an oblivious asshole, and FYfriendsL

mischamischa 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:11

will these stupid "i killed someone's or my pets" fml posts freaking stop?? Like it's funny to run over someone's dogs.

nviedemerde 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:19

how do you ACCIDENTALLY kill TWO dogs???

feeish 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:35

YDI: Because you hit TWO dogs and probably shouldn't be driving a car

McLaughlane 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:45

#75 is on it. I am so ******* sick of the dead animals fmls.

LordOfTheHobos 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:51

Bonus points!

erinfairy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:59

sshiiiiiit

forthelulz_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:10

If they are small enough to run over, they aren't dogs, just oversized rodents.

ombrelle 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:13

How am I the only person to say this?? If it's your best friend wouldn't you be in the wedding party therefore arrive with the actual bridal party??? What kind of best friend isn't in the wedding party...

roflwafflez 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 7:16

double kill!

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