Animals: Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally...

By lfssecond - 30/05/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By the_dog_sitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By byegeorge - 17/08/2012 11:26 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived. But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something? Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them. I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more ****** then yours..

namelessfew 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:07

How in the hell did you manage to do that?!

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saxlover 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 9:07

How the **** do you run over two dogs???

nodbor 11

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

that's arffal

itsgen 16

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:14

u bitch!!! i hope she dumps ur ass and finds her self a better "best"friend!

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:41

The way I took it, it wasn't actually at the wedding. I'm assuming she went to her friends house beforehand to help her get ready and stuff, and that's when she hit the dogs - not at the actual wedding. I could be completely wrong though.

Light_Ty 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:45

Would someone really have 2 dogs unattended at a wedding? =/

zeroprojekt 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:53

Double whammy! Nice! I'm gonna hope you did the world a favor by snuffing two really small dogs. I hope they were chihuahuas because they're ******* retarded. Otherwise, you might wanna get some glasses, and if you have some, check your prescription maybe? Oh well, teaches your best friend to have two dogs unattended. :]

HanMan 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 12:05

I bet you stole this from that other FML. Anyway your a complete ****** because your careless. If this really happened, I hope your bride dumped you for being a careless mofo.