Holidays: Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break....

By :( - 19/03/2013 20:12 - United States - Hilton Head Island

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

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By OhGodKillMeNow - 26/12/2009 11:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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By WAPmeBaby - 25/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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By Blanid - 22/05/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML

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By heathen atheist - 17/09/2020 10:01

Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML

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By bear - 26/03/2013 11:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:43

Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber

PandaKitteh 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:43

Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]

Comments

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:03

Your life really sucks, but not as much as Nicki Minaj's music.

naasatisfn 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:04

Nicki Minaj sucks. Literally.

outlawtorn96 4

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:05

Why would you want to go to Michigan, for spring break??

outoftown 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:08

This is when you draft the playlist for next year's spring break trip. Get mom's buy-in before the trip, if it's her car.

RadeonDerp 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:16

may god have mercy on your soul...

VasNormandy 14

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:16

Just huck them in a garbage on your next pee break. Or begin to sing along so badly your mom will be forced to turn it off to make you shut up.

Dalyn8912 12

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:22

Couldn't you just listen to the radio?

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:32

There is nothing you could have done to deserve this. FYL indeed.

KingReppin956 15

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:49

At least its not PSY lol

Drummerboy529 3

Wednesday 20 March 2013 2:52

This would be a good time to have some metal....

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