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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 05:01 - Italy

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Today, I found out that my 7 friends, with a total of 23 past boyfriends in 11 years, have had 0 orgasms during sex. As someone whose sex ed was basically porn, it felt like finding out Santa wasn't real, but worse. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If your sex Ed was ****, you're probably constantly disappointed how tiny penises are in real life.

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bobsanction 18

So what you're saying is your 7 friends are all horrible at communication.

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bobsanction 18

So what you're saying is your 7 friends are all horrible at communication.

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raven_of_azarath 34

I’ve never had an ******, and it’s definitely not because of lack of communication. It happens, and there’s several reasons other than not telling your partner what you like.

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princessgr7 4

orgasms exist, gotta find what's right for each person. they aren't doing something right in their relationships

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RichardPencil 30

If your sex Ed was ****, you're probably constantly disappointed how tiny penises are in real life.

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Susan Yee 9

That is hella sad...

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motoikkyu 13

I assure you, real men are trainable. If you know what pleases you, what gets YOU off, you can absolutely train another to bring you to ******. It means being with someone you are very comfortable with, and with whom you can communicate. If you can't ****** solo, your chances of getting there with a partner go way down. A huge percentage of women can't ****** from penetrative intercourse alone, so you have to know your body and communicate, demonstrate, and be patient,

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Sometimes it’s cause guys are selfish. Sometimes it’s because no one tells them different.

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Gubbon 17

Sometimes it's because the girl doesn't even want to have one.

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xxlk4xx 6

I feel like this could be true! I obviously like having them, but I'm also OK not having them every single time!

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jfigley 5

Time to do some internet research instead of ****. That and find the techniques that you can ****** yourself.

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Jonkbaby 22

Everyone is different. some people have one every go

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Melissa Kucher 10

i have multiple every time. last night my bf got me off 6 times. i feel really bad for girls who somehow have never had any.

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Jonkbaby 22

That is awesome, keep enjoying. I'm on a steady 1 per session clip. sometimes 2. i am kind of proud of that lol. i credit it taking me a while to get an o of my own

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Jonkbaby 22

Point being: don't worry about what **** stars do or what your friends do. enjoy your connection to your partner

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Vern Ehlers 5

That's a shame. I personally love it when my wife orgasms, especially when it's multiple times. If she's not satisfied, I'm not satisfied.

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