Holidays: Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break....

By :( - 19/03/2013 20:12 - United States - Hilton Head Island

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

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By OhGodKillMeNow - 26/12/2009 11:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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By Blanid - 22/05/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML

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By heathen atheist - 17/09/2020 10:01

Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML

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By bear - 26/03/2013 11:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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alwayswinning123 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:43

Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber

PandaKitteh 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 23:43

Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]

Comments

maddiewoah 15

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:12

Nooo, OP come back and pick me up! I'm from SC too and I have family in Michigan!.. that sucks though, OP. I'm glad my mom doesn't know who Nicki Minaj is. She wouldn't like her anyway. Good luck with the rest of that trip..

profligatesoul 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:13

Only three hours to go. At least you're well over the hump.

dramaelf 37

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:29

I would have already thrown myself from the moving car, so you have remarkable self-control.

Kimmy7823 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:31

Quit hating on Michigan the cold isn't that bad.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:46

I don't think that's the OP's point...

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:47

Michigan is awesome. I love it here, but the snow is terrible. The spring/summer/fall can't be beat. Just absolutely beautiful.

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 8:39

59 - I don't think that was 49's point...she's talking to all the FML commenters.

MakinMills 12

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:32

Damn that sucks. Some of her songs are okay.

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 20 March 2013 0:32

Your mom has put up with you since birth! How many times did she read the same book to you over and over in one sitting, or listen to shitty ditty bop kiddie records over and over? Shut up and let your mom have her time.

xeka 10

Wednesday 20 March 2013 8:01

Lol get the hell outta here xD

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 20 March 2013 17:56

Lighten up! It's a joke. Ya know, FML, the humorous website... Why has everyone forgotten that? But truly I'm right! His mother has spent numerous hours listening to his stuff... Give back time. Save your allowance and buy a device with headset and leave her be. Her car, her music...