Animals: Today, we brought our dog to the vet, because she was bleeding...

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By we saw Marley and Me after this - 11/05/2016 15:52 - Ireland - Cork

Today, we brought our dog to the vet, because she was bleeding profusely out of her hoo-ha. The vet said she had an infected womb, and could have died the next day. My dad thought she'd been in heat. FML.

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:43

I love the use of hoo-ha here xD

Idiot_Penguini 7

Thursday 12 May 2016 8:05

I would've thought she was in heat too, tbh.

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:43

I love the use of hoo-ha here xD

Idiot_Penguini 7

Thursday 12 May 2016 8:05

I would've thought she was in heat too, tbh.

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 5:20

I hope your dog is able to get better, OP! :(

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