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By sammy77sam - / Monday 15 July 2013 13:41 / Saint Kitts and Nevis - Basseterre
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What a coincidence, so was I! I thought the whole throwing her back into the sea bit would clear that up, but if I need to be more precise in order to be understood then here: He should grab her by the ankle whip her around his head a few times, ya know, to really get some momentum. You need to make sure she clears the beach! You don't want her face-planting it. You might end up with murder charges depending on how that plays out. Did that help?

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Wow, it's amazing how often jokes fly over people's heads. #56- Did you honestly believe #10 was being serious? Are you also cynical about the fist under Chuck Norris' beard?

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Man, I didn't even know there was such thing as flying roaches! Screw you evolution! What will you give us next? An advanced race of humans with superhuman mathematical abilities, the ability to survive off of small grains, build any object out of plastic at will, and multiply on command?

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No not necessarily, there are some that come back every year. I get tons every single summer. But yes I realize they are very different... I was just making a comparison since both fly right into your face

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An interesting fact: When a roach gets into contact with a human, it flees and actually cleans itself off. The irony. I found this hilarious. We all got something that "bugs" us ;P Seriously, I'd rather run into a roach rather than a spider any day!

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