Intimacy: Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while...

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

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mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

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Mykeh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:19

Onto #9 I hope you were gentle when biting into this sausage.

ay3 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:19

agree with #10... lol

babybarb 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:19

This is funny! You sound like a good girlfriend so your life is ******

Yukiko993 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:21

Should have bitten down as punishment.

MrWTF_fml 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:34

WTF man,he wants a bj and not sex.....

iknowyou 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:42

BJs r better =)

voveraite 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:18

ok, here goes rant: one-sided pleasure is not ok! not on birthdays, not on any occasion. I'd *never* ask for favours I would not return the same day, and s*x as some currency/blackmail etc. is again wrong. Don't get me started on doing stuff during video games. Where is class in this world left, where?!

haxromana 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:15

@102 - So is turning all of your relationships into a theoretical inventory sheet of favors done and received going well for you? It's one thing if the balance of who's giving and who's receiving is constantly off, but really? You keep track that closely? Damn. If the relationship is good it evens out without that much thought and attention, and if you're that focused on who's getting what out of everything, maybe you should reconsider your motives.

satanicminnow1 1

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:59

BJs beat sex any ******* day of the ******* week. ****.

bexox 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:20

How about both of you just do oral sex sometimes so it basically evens out? Also, sex is not a bad word, you don't have to censor it.

IsaacClarke 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:35

He must suck at COD.

Eros_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:04

i think you mean, she sucks during COD

ChelseaXcore 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:29

o i see what you did thar! XD

_slyfox 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:39

You either are bad at giving head, or your boyfriends got issues. Who the hell would be worried about a game, during that?!

SweetestSin 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:42

I don't know whats more sad, the fact that he was more into the game rather than the b.j. or the fact you actually agreed to give him a b.j while he was playing a game!