By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
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Thundering_Jibbs 13

How does that emasculate him? What a little bitch

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Rocketgirl89 17

Parents are weird. They complain when you don't do any work around the house. Then they complain when you do.

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andy1500726 19

u should of worn a skirt and a blouse. in order for him to be the man!

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ilovedinosawers 17

So many things wrong with this comment... My brain may have just imploded.

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FrankHotpants 31

Well we've all heard that old saying, he who mows the lawn somehow is manlier then everyone else....or something like that.

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CVTTRVN 19

Awee that was so sweet of you OP. C: Sorry you were punished for doing something good LAWL

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girlbye23 15

Next time he wants you to mow the lawn, tell him you don't want to emasculate him.

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Shmatterhorn 38

And then he grounds OP for talking back to him. Sometimes you just cannot win.

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outoftown 26

Was he seriously injured recently? Ask for a list of other things you shouldn't do that threaten his manhood.

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challan 19

mowing the lawn is one of my favorite household chores. glad my father isn't as easily pussified.

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Xatraris 38

I hate yard work. When, or if, I ever have children, they can have at whatever chore they want. I've lived my life working, time to be lazy.

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Eloras_Mom 0

I have an ex who refused to let me mow. Its a man's job and I was making him look bad. I told him that he didnt need my help in order to look bad. The knee high grass was doing the trick just fine.

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jayellef 3

Your dad's a dick! That was extremely nice of you.

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shawn2rc 6

It's funny to think that someone who would feel emasculated, would also admit to it.

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