Kids: Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so...

By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By ViviMage - 20/07/2018 20:30

Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML

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By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2009 16:37

Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:16

kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL

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Otium_fml 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:25

Ouch... Well, It was a nice thought from you at least. ó_ò

sierralovesyou 0

Monday 3 October 2011 1:06

Really... Poor guy. He probably got scared tho.... There are creepers in this world who hit on children...

wannabesinger 16

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:37

RebeccaRFT 18

Tuesday 31 March 2015 23:19

Kicking someone because they come up to you when you're crying is way too harsh. Op wasn't out of line and the kid shouldn't have kicked him until the situation became dangerous. Like, if op touched the boy or tried to move him, and the boy doesn't want to go, then would be a reasonable time to kick.

wellinever 5

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:37

That's what kids are taught these days. No stranger can ever be considered safe. Next time keep your distance and check your exits before expressing concern.

SaintJimmy 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:38

Your sympathy will get you left behind.

Xolani 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:41

It's good that there are still well-meaning people out there who really do mean well... But at the same time we tell our kids to not talk to strangers for a reason.