Miscellaneous: Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning....

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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jts2 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:05

Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:27

Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

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bartmasta 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:02

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:43

OP, just because nobody else said anything, that didn't mean you shouldn't. Why would you put up with that for 4 hours straight?

Mirequetz 6

Thursday 3 September 2009 22:19

I'm still wondering why the train would be so packed at 4:00 am.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:43

he didn't say...OHHHH i see it now lol. and yes that does sounds strange. hmmm..............

arsenalfcboy 6

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:57

It's a coach, not a train.

rowanator 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:53

Good point. Coaches can easily be crowded, too. It was probably full of blue-collar workers.

Achall91 17

Tuesday 22 October 2013 7:11

I hate when people put "first" yes we all have eyes and we can probably all read if we're on this site.

jts2 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:05

Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/

monnanon 13

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:09

um a coach is a bus not an aeroplane she didnt fly either :) but yeah i agree with you she really should have reported it. Not much you can do on a bus when no one is taking any notice of something like that tho :S

plexico 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:25

Sister screwtaylor speaks the truth! You make this old dog tear up a little.

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:36

the "ho, ho, ho, come sit on my lap" certainly explains it all. Santa or not...i would have given that man a bloody nose

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 21:39

Yeah, I just compared him to Santa Claus in #5. Also when I was younger I used to go to the mall on christmas and the Santa Claus would give everybody a kiss on the cheek.

KingsofOmega 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:08

Ok guys, just too clear this up. A coach is not a train or a plane, nor is it a regular type of bus, it is a large bus that you can hire to take large groups of people places. It doesn't stop at bus stops. A regular bus goes along one route stopping to pick up passengers, capeesh?

pgray18 0

Friday 4 September 2009 13:19

can u not read? what are u on about.. there was no bus involved

FozzieGirl 0

Friday 4 September 2009 14:54

Or a coach can be a long distance bus that stops occasionally, like in city centres, a bit like a train but, you know, also a bit like a bus

maddog_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 18:50

#84 is right. A coach is a bus, almost like your Greyhound busses.

Fredzter 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:07

I feel sorry for you, some people... O.o

lizzzie_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:16

We may be a small place but we can still fly from one place to another.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:16

And I was totally expecting to read "redneck land" in your origins in your profile. Go stereotype your own country, not mine.

jts2 3

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:18

Haha. Mean, but true. And like I said, eman, I'm sorry about that. I didn't read over everything; Lack of sleep the previous night kind of screws you up.