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By Stalkerella - / Tuesday 8 May 2018 05:51 /
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By  ohsnapword  |  20

If he is blocking your driveway, you can have his truck towed.

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By  Chazzster  |  16

Neighborhood conflicts - It’s better to prevent them than to sort them out once they start.

It would be interesting to know exactly what OP said to the neighbor and how it was said before assuming that the neighbor is just an insane A-hole. (And neighbor might be just that.) Once things get heated, it’s very hard to calm things down. We cannot fix OP’s problem with their neighbor. But this is a good example of why it’s best to start off on a pleasant tone with your neighbors.

By  ohsnapword  |  20

If he is blocking your driveway, you can have his truck towed.

By  RichardPencil  |  25

The court will go easy on you because you’re not a very good stalker. If you were, he’d have found the decapitated bird on the driver’s seat of his truck. That’s how you stalk!

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Awesome idea and if you have disposed of the bird already you can shoved hotdog buns up there too. Or stick boloney all over his paint, it will ruin his car. Just make sure there no cameras. You can also put the yellow pages from the phone book (if you can find one) all over his lawn and turn the sprinklers on, it will turn his grass yellow. Good luck!

By  Zekfen  |  12

I think William Wallace had a good response to this type of thing. Two questions, do you have access to a horse? And do you have a ball and chain?

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