Intimacy: Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high...

By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

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By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

Dolarhyde 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

lol your dad seems cool

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Leptailurus 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:22

My god guys! Get all your minds out of the gutter! You don't need to be aroused to have an erection!! >_< He probably got an erection just from all the blood flow and endorphins being released caused by bicycling race. It's not a big deal... :P

ZeldasSage 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:25

Ahahaha too funny XD

Trooth 13

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:26

omg that's WAY too funny!

TheUnnamedOne 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:37

lmfao @ #64

tje210_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:38

did he tell you it was a boner? cuz let me tell you, biker spandex has padding in the crotch. i'm wearing some right now actually. and there's a lot of padding there. besides, why is this bad? your dad won . . . and will hopefully be f*cking some hot ass that's your age. maybe he'll invite you to join the action.

pete275 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:48

did he get laid?

cuts28 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:50

is the whole soccer team hot, or is hot soccer a new sport?

Serafie 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:53

"Massive erection?" Hey, the soccer team will come after you hoping you inherited the size! =D

likeduhhx4 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 2:55

that's when you say, you don't know that man and don't know why he's calling your name..

FMLwrestler 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:13

Dude your dad is a ****** beast... what a thuggg PS massive erection, eh? This will benefit you with the ladies if you are a guy. If you're a girl tho... better luck at the next school! hahaha