Kids: Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall... - FML

By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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By pleasestop - 01/05/2014 02:13 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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Spencyy 18

Friday 26 December 2014 0:16

Get an electric guitar and drown him out!

brebabee793 13

Friday 26 December 2014 0:24

buy him drum lessons for christmas... at least make it good noise.

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Etweens96 25

Friday 26 December 2014 4:39

Hope you got an electric guitar, trust me, I got a neighbor who is a TERRIBLE drummer. I got now four electric guitars and when I play outside I drowned him out. Parents love it, neighbors hate it. Anyway merry Christmas!

chosha_fml 26

Friday 26 December 2014 4:39

Give him egg cartons for Christmas. And give yourself noise-canceling headphones. .

netflixislove 32

Friday 26 December 2014 4:51

Love the username

moosetracks22 10

Friday 26 December 2014 5:37

That's when you have to go over and talk to him to work out an agreement. Tell him that you recognize that he has a right to do what he wants, but within reason. See if he would only be willing to stop by 8 on work nights and 10-ish on the weekends. it may suck, but if you at least have a set time that he will be done then you can also have some peace.

sturschaedel 27

Friday 26 December 2014 7:39

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bandgeek109 13

Monday 24 August 2015 2:13

ba dum tss

Compgeek1996 5

Friday 26 December 2014 8:43

I can see how the Sound of Drums would make you crazy.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Friday 26 December 2014 11:57

I see what you did there ;)

82681 25

Friday 26 December 2014 8:58

I can't believe their parents thought that was a good idea, I'm sure they'll be regretting that decision soon enough.

cmac86 23

Friday 26 December 2014 9:56

Noise canceling headphones.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Friday 26 December 2014 11:55

Haha loving your username, but I prefer fezzes ;)

igg125 30

Friday 26 December 2014 20:35

Give it a week he'll get over it.

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