Kids: Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall...

By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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Helter Skelter

By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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By pleasestop - 01/05/2014 02:13 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By Alice - 28/08/2013 10:33 - United States - Happy Valley

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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Spencyy 18

Friday 26 December 2014 0:16

Get an electric guitar and drown him out!

brebabee793 13

Friday 26 December 2014 0:24

buy him drum lessons for christmas... at least make it good noise.

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FragMatik_fml 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 4:04

Who who whoo oo oo ooo Who who whoo oo oo ooo

Nimor 25

Saturday 27 December 2014 15:25

Kill it! Kill it with fire.

lilbutton3 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:45

Bow ties are cool ;)

AngelApocalypse 12

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:27

Dude... Your name... I get it!!! :D

noah909 6

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:12

Dont you mean he Snares a bedroom wall with you..... *Badum dum tsss*

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

Did you happen to get soundproofing for Christmas?

bandgeek109 13

Monday 24 August 2015 2:15

actually thats awesome since i am a drummer and i could just give the kid some drum lessons for free?????

HeyPeople13 16

Monday 28 December 2015 0:08

Bowties are cool!!!!!!!!

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