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what if he's not gay? he just went in to get some drinks and was like "whoa those guys are so drunk they're kissing each other... wait a second. it seems everbody's so drunk they're kissing each other. hmmmm..."

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#23 I guess they thought it was just too obvious the OP is a girl, otherwise this wouldn't be a FML but a My Life is Great! Therefore your comment was superfluous and in the same category as 'first'. Just my thoughts:)

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@ #7 that is because women don't want men. Women want to date something that dresses and acts like a woman but has a penis and will act like a man on demand, but not a verbal command, but rather, this thing is telepathic and knows exactly what they want and when they want it.

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oh no you don't. you women don't get to keep playing that card. there's a straight guy just like this description in every girl's life. she usually calls him her "best friend". because of that he doesn't stand a chance and it's all her fault. I think most women forget that friend is a big part of boyfriend, and more importantly, husband. y d i

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59 - you make a good point, for the most part. But you can't help if you see someone who has all the qualities to be your perfect match, as just a friend. When it's there, it's there. When it's not, it's not. That's just how it is.

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Eh, you only think he's perfect cuz you know nothing about him. You will find the perfect guy, and he will be straight. Don't stress :)

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#59 - That usually is the case. But, how exactly do you bring yourself to be attracted to someone who you consider a close friend?

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59-exactly. I'm stuck in the situation right now. And all of my girl friends that are single tell me what they're lookin for in a guy and I tell them they have friends exactly like that. So stupid...

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If you noticed there us no sex status on this fml. maybe hes gay and thee fact that he is is actually the fml.

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85, & that other ''women don't get to play that card'' Guy, it doesn't mean they wanna date you. maybe you have all those qualities & they're just not attracted to you... it's not stupid. people can't help who they're attracted to. they don't HAVE to date YOU. You people need to understand that all the right qualities does NOT necessarily equal attraction. Even if the person is really good looking, that still doesn't equal attraction. It's not rocket science. Stuck in the friend zone? Find a

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@ #50 How true. Some women want men who will give them money, kiss their royal ass, and be obedient as a puppy so they can control them like they control 5-year-olds. Those women tend to seek out homosexuals, either consciously or subconsciously.

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totall agree with #50 Or a lot of them expect their BFs to treat them like they are princesses yet don't realise it works both ways.

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He could always become your gay best friend, and his gay-dar will come in handy in future situations like these!

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64, 85 and Jack daniels pic guy, I believe "beautiful" was part of the description, with which a reasonable assumption can be made that said person is attractive. ps - 64 is gorgeous, whomever she is lol

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17/24: A girl going to a gay bar and hitting on guys because "they might be straight" is like a girl going to a ladies night and hitting on other girls because "they might be in drag." Sure, it could happen, but to expect or hope it to is a bit silly. 59: AGREED. My motto is: "Nice guys finish first," and I hooked a great one! ;) I don't understand why so many of my awesome guy friends are single and looking, while so many of my girl friends are unhappily dating assholes. :/

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84: smart: capable of independent and apparently intellegent action; showing mental alertness, resoucefulness, and calculation academic (adj) to do with learning, study, education or teaching; theoretical rather than practical; [said of a person:] fond of or having an aptitude for intellectual pursuits Basically, academics are bookish. It's being smart in a specific way. Using both adjectives isn't redundant here because "smart" conveys a more general intellegence on top of the specific type.

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I think the OP was just venting about her shitty luck, I don't think she ever thought she could get with him

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a bit off topic but it's funny how chicks r always like " this guy I met is soo cute, funny, nice, sexy and passionate" 2 months later they bitch and moan how much of an asshole he is... just saying

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182, we weren't talking about OP. I never disputed the fact that OP was attracted to the guy. I'm saying that your excuse that 'girls don't get to play that card' doesn't mean anything b/c other women who know guys w/ those qualities may not be attracted to them. beauty doesn't equal attraction in any case. your point is invalid. sometimes I've seen a beautiful chick that did nothing for me whereas the cute girl turned me on more than the beautiful one... some of you don't get what attraction m

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When I was single, I used to go with my best gay mate to gay bars.... I had so much fun in the gay bar because the gay guys would compliment us girls when we looked good & make us feel like the prettiest ever, and you knew it was sincere & not some crass attempt to get inside your pants (as in underwear)...also there are less sleazebags than in a regular club...You can really let your hair down, as it were... It was great because I wasn't the only straight one there & my best mat

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I'm guessing she went with her friends and happened to meet her prince charming there.

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But what if the guy is a bottom and suspects to have a hunk of meat shoved inside him? It'll be like slapping her pussy against his ass

By  MegMM

girls don't go to gay bars looking for a man. in fact they go to avoid unwanted male attention (cheesy pick up lines, boob staring, etc)

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boob staring happens in gay bars too....even boob groping.... My gay friends love my boobies :-) But the difference is that you feel unthreatened because they are just messing about & there are no thoughts at the back of their mind just.........."boobies!!! squidge" hahaha

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