Love: Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with...

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 830

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

LovesSushi 25

Sunday 31 March 2013 10:50

Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

Comments

broncos67 9

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:06

I think you're the bitch. No need to cry over that shit.

sulitak 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:48

we don't know what the fight was over. she could've pulled some really low blows or used personal deep secrets against him

ns1985 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:07

At least it is over. You are definitely luckier than the boy friend who is still stuck with a person like her.

gracehi 31

Sunday 31 March 2013 15:31

If he's a bad enough person to agree to a bet like that, I'd say these two deserve each other. I hope they live in misery together.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:09

Least you dodged that bullet. What a hoe. FYL though.

lambda_fml 40

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:42

That sucks for both you and her boyfriend!

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:50

What comes around goes around.

deathtothepix 26

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:57

I'm more concerned that her boyfriend was involved with the whole thing? where did you find these cretins? She's done you a favour OP she sounds really messed up.

ceenguyenx 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:57

Naws I feel for you, we'll at least you know her true colours

horrorfield 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 12:23

I'm so sorry :( that's so sad

SillyGirl4602 23

Sunday 31 March 2013 12:41

This is probably a stupid question but was the entire relationship a bet? Or did she only bet her boyfriend that she could make op cry? Also, how did op get the idea that she was his girlfriend. Sorry, I'm just a bit confused. Either way, I'm very sorry op. you are better off without that bitch. I have faith in you that you will find a wonderful girl that will make you very happy.