Money: Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our...

By Zero_TAlent_ - 29/03/2016 20:27 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our rental practice space and used it for a trip down to Maryland with his girlfriend. A few hours ago, my brother and I found him passed out in his cousin's house, very hungover. His first words to us were, "Can I borrow 20 bucks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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By noshow - 11/12/2014 05:44 - United States - Richardson

Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

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By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 01:30 - United States

Today, my bandmates showed up to our gig drunk. Our drummer kept losing the rhythm and the lead guitarist was more concerned about staying drunk than playing the right notes. In the middle of a song, they both gave up, put down their instruments, and kept sipping a beer, while at least cheering me on while I finished it. FML

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By Citivolus - 11/05/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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hardcorefan16 22

Wednesday 30 March 2016 9:49

You should kick him out of the band.

ermagherdaturdis 26

Wednesday 30 March 2016 9:55

I'd make him the ex-drummer pretty quickly after that

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Bunnyluver 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 18:43

HELL NO!

sparky82 11

Wednesday 30 March 2016 18:45

Time to find a new drummer.

ErnieHxCGrunge 14

Wednesday 30 March 2016 23:50

If Glenn Fricker were to work with that drummer, he would have told him to **** off in a heartbeat.

jfj126 13

Thursday 31 March 2016 2:50

What part of Maryland OP?

jude_iscariot 7

Thursday 31 March 2016 4:38

You sound like the kinda people we'd want on my record label, Bad Taco Records, which is based in the MD-PA area! We love little bands with problems!

momojvj 4

Thursday 31 March 2016 5:01

is his name James? I know of a guy who actually just got kicked out of his band after he took a trip to MD with his Gf. he was the drummer btw

realg0d 8

Thursday 31 March 2016 6:31

lol typical drummer

Jayms_fml 32

Thursday 31 March 2016 8:20

Time to get a new drummer. ;)

DenisTheMenace 13

Friday 1 April 2016 4:44

To be honest, he sounds like a natural rockstar. FYI nonetheless

LegitTorture 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:19

I'd make him pay for it, plus interest

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