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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 07:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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RedRelish 9

Monday 27 July 2015 5:02

So blue balls?

AddictGamer 16

Monday 27 July 2015 5:04

She must've think you've gone nuts! In a serious note, hope she understands OP.

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Mikeyburn85 9

Monday 27 July 2015 5:04

This dude literally busted a nut...

Jinxedluv 7

Tuesday 28 July 2015 10:05

ha!

Melina7492 2

Monday 27 July 2015 5:05

How ballsy of you

SouL_WraitH 12

Monday 27 July 2015 5:08

cockblocked by his own balls. FYL dude.

nataliewby 25

Monday 27 July 2015 5:08

At least you have the balls to invite your crush over

JoeOfDoom 6

Monday 27 July 2015 10:54

Well, potentially "had," depending on what caused him to go to the ER.

GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 27 July 2015 5:11

We need some follow up on this. Did she hit you?

Model_Type_Chick 6

Monday 27 July 2015 5:12

Blue balls is a mother ******, isn't it?

TheKingOfHearts 19

Monday 27 July 2015 5:14

You must have had a HARD time! Hehehe!

daddysgirl243 21

Monday 27 July 2015 5:15

really horny?

vikky538 28

Monday 27 July 2015 5:29

What happened ? Did your balls turned blue?

SauceySarah 30

Monday 27 July 2015 5:37

Did she kick your balls, or was your severe testicular pain caused by a medical condition? What made you have testicular pain, OP? We need to know!

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