Love: Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well,...

By prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By feel so dirty - 11/01/2018 09:00

Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML

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By semi-depressed - 14/02/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 16:05

Well, she's marrying you, right?

flyboy57 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:07

her story is better.

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Sunday 6 September 2009 4:17

You're probably rich (or going to be rich) and successful (or going to be). GET. A. PRE NUP!

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Sunday 6 September 2009 7:11

Please note that fact that you noted she *laughed* when she said it. She. Was. Joking.

IOwnedYou 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 14:19

Who gives a shit? You're getting married.

movies12 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:05

OH WOW #77 that was like really funny. Love at first night. Ha I like that 1. And for the OP who cares, I don't know how this is an FML.

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:54

It's highly unlikely that two people would be thinking the same thing about each other when they first meet. What's important is your relationship NOW.

ariean 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:47

agreed!! :) i think this is a sad but funny FML if that makes sense. If it was supposed to be a one night stand, well look where it got you both! And as much as strongly believe in love (as chemical but also more than), i think love at first sight is kind of off..i'm sure you were attracted to her, maybe not even in just a physical level, but whether its love?? it can only manifest itself a little while after chemicals or not.