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By Poorman - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United Kingdom

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

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By earths_venus - 24/07/2010 07:44 - Australia

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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Nepotism rules

By SHIIIIITTTT - 10/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Houston

Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML

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Meritocracy is a lie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2023 00:02

Today, we got a new manager in his 20’s who has never worked our industry before. His introductory speech included, “and you will respect me as your superior.” Our veterans have pranked him three times already and he blames me because mine is the only name he seems able to remember. FML

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By Chelsea - 23/02/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I called my new boss by my old boss's name during a meeting. My new boss said nothing, but just glared at me in silence. Somehow, I think he wasn't impressed. FML

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Grammar rules, OK!

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:11 - United States

Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML

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By texasbest - 02/09/2015 02:39 - United States - Lindale

Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML

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Pleased to me you

By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 00:20 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML

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By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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desireev 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:52

**** that!!! I'd tell him to shove it!! FYL

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

I suggest a rebellion.

Comments

linnybear831 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:38

Wow. It better be a good paying job. Hah

nsnforever 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:42

Nice boss ya got there. But seriously, just try to suck it up. If his narcissistic behavior gets intolerable, however, I'd start looking for a new job. I hope it gets better, for your sake! Good luck. (:

Linkerdoodles 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 4:31

I love your picture :0

nsnforever 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 5:25

Haha thanks (:

richboii 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:43

actually sounds like fun

doomedandbaked 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:43

Don't talk about the king that way!

Riley97 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:44

I need a boss like this. Mine gave me like ten different tasks to do that involved me driving to the other side of the city I live in and back in all around the course of an hour, then complained because I wasn't quick enough. I live in LA

skittihorse 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:56

Your comment sounds like it could be an FML. You should submit it. :D

Riley97 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:50

Haha good thinking. Maybe I will. :)

SarahLillian 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:45

Start calling him Michael Scott.

jigsawbanana 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:51

Did you man up and deal with it?

brick_man33 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:51

does he make you wash his chariot too?

zombicidal 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:44

or "polish his spear"

sequins 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:52

well my take is... man up and deal with it. I this economy if the worst thing u have to complain about at ur job is having to say hail to the king then ur just being a whiny bitch. quit and go get a job where u have to say "do you want fries with that" instead.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:43

I could tell from your post that you're using your mom's computer in her basement and that you're a jobless freak of nature...

mommapanda 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:03

This economy may suck, but no one person should have the right to make another feel inferior. If this guy is really trying to make his employees feel inferior, he has no right no matter his qualifications, experience, or whatever he has that got him the title of "boss". If, by any chance at all, this is supposed to be humorous, I fail to see it as the OP also does. It is inappropriate for the workplace. There are standards that need to be upheld, as well as workplace etiquette.