Transportation: Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing...

By mariokarter - 28/08/2009 04:41 - United Kingdom

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By rinala - 01/07/2012 07:07

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 04:07 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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whyevenbother 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:35

i really really hope the last part is a lie, and instead you just got glared at, my faith in the people of this country is low enough as it is.

FlaminYawn 0

Friday 28 August 2009 13:08

at least he didn't yell "I've got mushrooms and a bullet", or "I've got 3 shells, these guys in front of me are about to get hit"

Comments

Xeph 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:54

that was so funny

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:02

haha this is one of the few that i actually laugh at and don't care if it's true or not!

SookMauNoots 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:50

ydi for not explaining what happend.

Ranoona 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:06

maybe he didn't have time to explain , I bet they just threw them off without an explanation give the op a break.

mina_8 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:31

Hahahaha, cute. :D Don't you just love kids?

summer99 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:07

thats it? im surprised there wasnt a stampede of people trying to get OFF the train.

crzygrl90218 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:08

HAHAHAHA atleast u weren't at an airport or on a plane

nateopotato1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:04

omg I feel so bad for u FYL cuz the kid didn't no any better

nateopotato1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:06

the guys that kicked u out were probably French... those chese eating surrender monkeys

mekeskidi_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:44

nateopotato1, If they were chese eating surrender monkeys, they would run away instead of kicking the woman and her kid out. Englishmen would keep their calm. I guess they were probably Americans...