By Anthony - 14/04/2016 23:15 - France

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Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML
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andrmac 25

You should have made up something ludicrous and left if to mom to clean up after.

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I_Am_Melanie 15

Don't lie to them. Tell them all about sex. See what that mom says now.

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veenarm 8

should of said, you can watch your mum and I tonight if you'd like.

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hpandher 16

"When grown-ups love each other very very much..."

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ulissey_fml 22

I can figure OP's embarrassment. Being French, he'd have no trouble with the birds, but just how many bises does it take ? ( I swear I'm getting good at this bilingual double-deckered pun fun ! )

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danman27 15

You should have gone hella graphic. Like give a descriptive image of everything.

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cathrope 10

I'm glad this never happened to me, for I'm more of a hands on learner.

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writerchic85 25

Should have shouted "by *******!" So that they can learn a new word

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Your mum can explain to you what it means.

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tikatica 17

You should have told them to see how the mom reacted

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hardcorepunk87 18

"When mommy and daddy got drunk they had sex and made a mistake. That mistake was you." Bet their mom would regret making a stranger explain it after that. Smh

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BeachGirl27 23

Nah that's too hurtful to the innocent kids.

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BloodyGlass 10

"Well, to make a baby, first you need to put a penis into a ******." Usually by then, the rude parent has drug their crotchdroppings away and the kids are asking what a penis and a ****** are. Don't ask me questions that are none of your business, I won't give your kid all of the details. X)

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Razell 13

Derogatory term for children, used almost exclusively by the type of person who refers to heterosexual women (with contempt!) as "breeders".

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