By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Uncouth 0

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

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wheresmyfood 0

:O pull her hair out!

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nerdlover92596 0

you deserve someone that's not a dumbass anyways :)

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anonymous595 0

35 u look unbelievably like someone I no!! :-o except the hair ha

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Awwww ): I'm sorry

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aback 4

If that's all she cares about, she can date a wookie and be done with it.

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Bassmasterclassi 2

chin up man. karma will bite that bitch in the ass.

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onikage_666 0

just find someone with bigger boobs, it seems like a fair trade.

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scottishandrew1 0

just tell her the comb over look will be popular again next year, and that the super model you have been seeing on the side loves that look!!!

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kpsmith 0

How long have you been married? Sounds like she never loved you to begin with. Real love transcends how much hair you have.

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C6Racer 0

Look at OPs user name. Does that give you a clue?

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