By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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AyeJay101 25

Take some credit! You're pumping some good ideas into her ;)

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rapunzel3416 28

She's just focusing on the boring stuff to last longer... That's how that works right? Right?

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ezrajab 22

I sense a role play in your intimate future if that has t already happened nice OP

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ouijacorn 9

Not gonna lie, my mind also tends to wander all over the place during sex, but I usually keep a lid on my ideas until after the fact.

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amccaul1976 8

reminds me of Monty Python and the meaning of life. he's banging his wife if front of the class and yelling at his class to pay attention. sorry.

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Nygma 14

Teachers were made to teach. What'll ya do? Actually I have a recommendation. Next time you guys have sex, stop to talk about your work, just as a joke you two could share.

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jimluminaye 17

The real question is why is your wife thinking about 3rd graders while having sex.

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writerchic85 25

She's thinking about her third graders at pretty inappropriate times

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jessels 7

I don't much about your sex life but I assume that you guys have a regular position and there isn't much romance or adventure anymore. Maybe adding some of those things in would help solve this from happening AGAIN.

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9a_1z 12

It's usually when I'm feeling calm and happy that I have my best ideas, a lot of the time my brain is filled with mundane rubbish and worries that get in the way. Maybe it's a good thing you're providing such a safe, inspiring environment for her!

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