By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
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AyeJay101 25

Take some credit! You're pumping some good ideas into her ;)

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rapunzel3416 28

She's just focusing on the boring stuff to last longer... That's how that works right? Right?

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diego92 13

You are doing something wrong then...

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myshinynose 11

Lol If you don't have your partner reduced to a puddly blob of slurred words and goofy grinning by the end of it, you're not doing it right ;) Just kidding OP, she needs to meet you halfway. It's easy for one's mind to wander sometimes but it's important to stay focused on the task at hand. Talk to her about it, I'm sure you guys will figure it out :)

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nygreasemunky 5

Step up your game op!! Keep her interested! !

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igg125 30

Whenever she is not in the mood just remind her that she'll be super productive the next day.

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middlenamefrank 8

I read somewhere once that sexual arousal increases creativity and productivity doing intellectual tasks. So congratulations, you've gotten your wife highly aroused!

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