By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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whipmie87 0

would work if she had 2 uteri.

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SirYuSuk 0

Thats actrually possible. A pregnant lady came into a clinic and she was having twins but the babys had different fathers.

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a_nutritionist 10

yes, this would have happened in the first few weeks, not months later.

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juniperlove_11 0

sounds like she was getting busy one day...

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djewel6 0

ahh good ole superfecadation (two pregnancies two fathers) laugh or what some nickname **** disease hahaha

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laurenzo16 0

if your wife has balls I'm pretty sure it's impossible for her to have a baby...

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LLBritt 0

I assume that no one on here gets that the wife is just saying that to avoid sex with the husband. Uhh Duh?

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blink831forever 13

Sounds legit...everyone knows that a woman only gets pregnant with twins when she has sex during the nine months that she's pregnant in the upside down position against a wall on a full moon and only after both partners ingest tiger's blood.

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kibotoyuki 7

...So, your wife has balls, does she now? Are you sure that a) you should be calling 'her' a 'she,' and b) if she has balls, how can she be pregnant? Unless she has both... Just talk to her about it, and unless she's an idiot/ignorant, she should understand. [Also, note the sarcasm in the first part of my post here - for all the internet-idiots out there who didn't catch it.]

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corje20 0

a good question is is how much longer till the nine months are over.

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