Miscellaneous: Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into...

By cheesfactor - 19/05/2012 19:50 - Bulgaria - Rousse

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be a suave gentleman by opening the car door for my date. The handle came off in my hand, and I had to spend the next 15 minutes pretending I was doing an impromptu repair on my piece of shit car, when I had no idea what I was doing. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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All over the place

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a fender bender on my way to an important meeting. The damage to my car was minimal, but I was so flustered that I ended up getting lost and arrived late to the meeting. To make matters worse, I'd forgotten my notes in the car and had to wing it. Needless to say, the meeting didn't go well. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:02

Today, I got dressed, did my hair, carefully applied my makeup, sprayed myself with perfume, grabbed my bag and put on my coat. I got to the door, and then realised that I had nowhere to go, nothing to do and none of my friends were answering my calls. FML

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Bad date #3764

By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:47

The word "scuttled" made the FML.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Sunday 20 May 2012 1:50

Watch out guys. We've got a badass over here.

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:27

Better you found out what a jerk this guy was up-front, before you invested anything in the relationship. oh well, lots of others out there.

Il_Maestro 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 10:20

I think Noor is just pointing fingers. Clearly she's behind the misfortune.

Isoldael 27

Sunday 20 May 2012 10:54

Does that mean she also sabotaged OP's date (and clearly with more success)? Eek! -looks around paranoid-

firetrix 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:35

murphy's law at work... sorry to hear that OP

mrrossh 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:06

You need a new car, a new man, and a sledgehammer for your wardrobe door.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:57

Scuttled?

arw31089 2

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:30

Universe didn't want it to happen. You'll be okay op

SamSkylight 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 20:04

These were all signs not to meet this guy and stay home.

angelinaanimerg 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 20:22

If its a deer tick make sure to get antibiotics for lyme disease!!!!

andrealovvve 17

Monday 21 May 2012 3:21

Wrong story?

RKD 23

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:06

Sorry to hear, op! Happens to all of us ! Remember a time when I got all dudded up, I mean coat, tie, the works and got stood up! The guy must have been a real jerk, and you are better off! Hope you can get in your place and the repair bill isn't high!