Miscellaneous: Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions.... - FML

By tftm - 05/01/2013 05:37 - United States - Elmhurst

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Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By grossuncle - 25/02/2010 17:44 - United States

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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

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Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 20:33 - Canada

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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By dr.mantistobagon - 27/08/2014 22:03 - United States - South Burlington

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Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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Draxanoth 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:59

Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!

ceilingfans 1

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:00

Unfriend him?

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Jacquelinia 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:07

wow he has friends from **** sites? I thought people preferred to stay anonymous on websites like those..

perdix 29

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:40

If you ever meet these people IRL, don't shake hands with them ;)

Ayanpatel95 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:51

block his request

FlyHighTM 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:57

Talk to him about it. I'd like to know his response :)

JayFoShizzle 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 17:04

If you're a guy, take the hint! If you're a girl, well I suppose you could too..

doglover100 28

Saturday 5 January 2013 17:42

Address the issue with him

woolymittens 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:04

Creepy..

taka805 10

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:28

It's usually bad when you start by saying "My uncle"...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:30

Facebook has an ignore/block feature. Perhaps you should use it?

insaneDONUTZ 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 20:32

just add them op! maybe you have something in common

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Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert." Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized how hard it is to get a good night's sleep next to each other when we both fell asleep watching John Wick. FML

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Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Today, after working for the same company for over 20 years, someone from upper management told me they’d accidentally been overpaying me all these years, not a huge issue, but would I mind giving the money back in one lump sum by the end of the month? UM, WHAT? FML

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