Miscellaneous: Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions.... - FML

By tftm - 05/01/2013 05:37 - United States - Elmhurst

Spicy

Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By grossuncle - 25/02/2010 17:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Spicy

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Spicy

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 20:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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By dr.mantistobagon - 27/08/2014 22:03 - United States - South Burlington

Spicy

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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Draxanoth 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:59

Everyone just has that one dirty uncle!

ceilingfans 1

Saturday 5 January 2013 12:00

Unfriend him?

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4Sharks 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:12

He could have a virus. =/ Call him, ask him if he's sending those. If not, virus scan, if so, politely ask him to cut it out.

AznShadowWc 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:23

He has **** star friends? Maybe he's giving you a clue

female_troller 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:29

That's why I don't add my family on Facebook. Well, one of the reasons.

swagisforchumps 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:33

Well.., did you add any?

alexowitz 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:40

and this is why the "block" feature was created. Lol

samiraa14 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:24

Sounds like my uncle, I have to see him every weekend.

Shadowvoid 33

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:54

*In chickens's voice* bloc, bloc, Block!

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:49

Block him

db4682 8

Sunday 6 January 2013 15:26

Show your parents, then let the block button be your best friend. It's terrible he's related to you.

djsaxby 1

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:46

Hilarious.

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