By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 969
You deserved it 15 767
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!

103 3

Comments

supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

1 0
supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

0 0
Tristyxxx 24

not everyone but anyone who clicks on the original commenters replies.

0 0
supernerd352 7

.. you ruined my hapiness.. i will FYL up

0 1
Iamnotmyself 17

-10 Err so you're saying that Darth Maul is Darth Vader's great grandpa?

0 0
supernerd352 7

they deleted my comment

0 1
that1kid82 2

Congratulations!

21 0
lbumbblebee 5

Some beer gut you got there, if you look pregnant xD

17 0
party_rockin 4

stay thirsty my friends

51 0
tatababe 1

stop drinking beer that baby will be born deformed

9 23
Yodaevil 4

it's not a beer gut, you need padding to protect those six pack abs we all work so hard at!

22 0
dolphincheddar 10

god dammit. you all are not helping with my alcohol problem.. there goes another 40 ounce of captain Morgan spiced..

8 2
Opium_Production 5

Capt Morgan doesn't come in a 40 oz genius

7 3
Madiluvsyuh98 2

52- umm i dont really think they care. men want beer and beer satisfys their needs..IF you know what i mean...

0 9
MrFlintstone 5

end of 45's sentence: turtle

16 0
grapisy 8

****** A turtle? I see what you did there ?

8 1
scrapmetal58 9

He's going to give birth to a couple of cases of beer!

1 6
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

there will be sibling rivalry. beer will be loved more then the daughter.

7 0
zuzupetalsYO 11

there's so many things wrong with this FML hahaha

2 0
Pawned71 0

62 that's not true I baby sit my neighbor's kids and I love them(no pedo no ****). Now go make me sandwhich!

0 0
jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!

103 3
iSitt 0

after all that, showing up with a puppy would really confuse her.

31 0
LuHGiiiT 11

Wait, how did the first kid get there? 0_o

5 2
IxLovexYouuuu 6

is it a boy or girl!?

1 1
Tristyxxx 24

Ummm congrats !

24 7
jambrose73 0

Courage the cowardly dog Ftw! That show and the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy where the only two cartoons I really liked.

8 0
applesuckers 0

I agree with Courage the Cowardly Dog. That show is awesome!!! ?

3 0
applesuckers 0

oops. that question mark wasn't supposed to be there.

3 0
knocking 0

She's going to be disappointed when you don't pop out a baby in 9 months.

61 2
camelcaseftw 1

if she doesn't know men can't have babies, do u think she will know how long pregnancy will last?

18 2
knocking 0

I think she'll realize something is up whenever a birthday or two passes for her and their is still no baby.

2 0
cyanidesandwich 21

looks like its time to get an abortion my dear sir

34 50
cyanidesandwich 21

wow i guess i went a little too far. my bad

20 12
alpinestarsss 0

I thought it was funny. death to baby's!

6 16
Insane_Tea 15

Mommy and Daddy sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage Mommy leaves Daddy and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

6 1
kittykat1501 31

Hahaha I've seen that before! The saying, I mean.

0 0
Tristyxxx 24

"He" was actually a girl that got a sex change operation but decided to keep the female parts.

38 1
ByteCarter97 0

not really a man. I hate it when people say "it's not the genitalia that matter"

0 0
BIEBERSLAYER 10

thats got to be an impressive beer gut

48 0
ilovecookies83 0

That should be a good enough incentive to hit the gym!

24 0