Kids: Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to...

By Shianna - 28/05/2012 22:00 - United States - Holden

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

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By mysterygurll1234567 - 20/01/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By itsjustwill - 17/01/2013 00:35 - United States - Puyallup

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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Disreputable

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to train a new hire, grateful to finally have someone else here with me on my shift. He didn't show up. I found out later that his mother didn't want him working here because she thinks he's too smart for this job. I found him working at the McDonald's a few blocks away. We pay more than they do. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 07:02

Today, my son rejected a job offer because it interferes with the streaming schedule of some Twitch dirtbag. He's 19. FML

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angela3825 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:04

You were going to support your family off of your son's job?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:05

It's terrible having to ask a child to get a job to support his parents. It's worse still asking him to do something humiliating like that. Try to have some understanding, and next time have him get a better job. Like a stripper.

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gallifreygirl49 0

Friday 27 July 2012 5:08

It's weird enough you plan on supporting your family with your son's job... But the fact that he was a fast food mascot is much worse.

Maydayparade9456 10

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:59

You're a mother YOU get a job.. Lazy much?

missamree 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:53

All of you people calling OP lazy and saying she's wrong for asking her son to support them, you can't judge the situation without completely knowing what's going on. Her son could be a 30 year old man who she was supporting up until the point of losing her job. Besides, if my mom lost her job, I'd be more than happy to help support her, because that's what family does, is help one another. Assholes.

the_real_aquaman 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 23:49

hiw old is he?

notsofriendly 17

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:55

Getting angry at your chilld for not wanting to humiliate himself to pay for your unemployed ass. Right.

trey600rr 22

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:39

sounds like your a horrible mother and your lazy, no good, ass deserves to be homeless. you must be a democrat

GAeroNKissR 26

Monday 21 September 2015 6:24

YDI for expecting your child to support you simply because you lost your own job. get your shit together

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 24 July 2016 21:16

A minimum wage job is not going to be able to support you two.

privatetigereye 7

Saturday 29 October 2016 21:07

Or be a parent and get yourself a new job? He doesn't have to support just because you're too lazy

Ovenmitwearer 6

Tuesday 6 June 2017 3:08

You and your son are clearly worthless. It's your fault for being an awful mother and person. You should genuinely feel terrible about how your son turned out. You've made being worthless contagious.