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By notsosmart - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Australia

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

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Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By Drafty - 07/11/2012 21:30 - United States - Sylmar

Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

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By yardswoman - 29/06/2016 23:01

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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pattheaninal 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

wow. your son is dumb.

young_al 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

Comments

Heather_x0x0 6

Monday 7 March 2011 3:21

what an idiot....how old is he anyway? oh wait age doesn't matter...he's still an idiot.

rockinroyalty 0

Monday 7 March 2011 3:25

ur son is retarded...

MyApocalypse 1

Monday 7 March 2011 4:46

Ahem, "retarded" is when you can't help your stupidity. This is a child, NOT a "retard". Some people here are certainly close-minded...

DoctorDictator 0

Monday 7 March 2011 5:07

After reading 1/2 the comments, I wonder why all you guys assume the kid is old enough to have a job or even gets an allowance.

ohshegotit 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:22

lmao that's so funny. Ur son made my day.... so funny wow lol

Ktmbillyjr 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:23

$800$(800$,$800)plus the retard class'!! What has Thomas gotten himself into now!?!?

wings00192 0

Monday 7 March 2011 7:37

must've been a huge ass window for that price.

RockstarRN 10

Monday 7 March 2011 8:48

Hey dumbasses! He's a kid! what's your f ing excuse for being stupid? If your dumb ass was smart, you'd know that kids don't have the mentality to think things through. I like his excuse. Sucks for you though...